A compilation of all the things this kid says that make me laugh out loud.
Anna: Momma, I love being with my sister.
Me: Anna, that is so sweet!
Anna: Let's get another baby!
Me: Sorry, that is never going to happen.
Anna: Oh, okay. Let's get a dog then!
(Yup, pretty much the same thing)
Anna: Momma, I love Jesus.
Me: Oh, Anna that makes me so happy!
Anna: I want to kiss him! But, I can't because he has a scratchy face.
(Which means a beard, that will scratch her when she kisses him.)
When I am leaving for work one day:
"Mama, where are you going?"
"Oh, you don't have to go to work, I got monies!"
...reaches into her pocket and pulls out a toy rooster...oh, if only we were still on the bargaining system, child.
I like Auntie Tessa, I want to hold her!
Auntie Zach!! (Zach is, in fact, an uncle)
Looking at my bottle of hair goop:
"Momma, what's that?!"
"Awesome! I'll try it in 5 minutes."